2 pairs of sunglasses!!
WOOOO! GAINED FOLLOWERS! FOLLOW MOOOOOOORE!
- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
Daryl crying alone with salad